Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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