Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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