belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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