Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
