This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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