But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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