you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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