would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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