VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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