I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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