I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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