I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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