So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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