my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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