Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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