He told me they were just razor bumps!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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