I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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