I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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