i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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