It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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