Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
