I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my being single is dangerous.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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