you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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