I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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