How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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