one might say we're banned from that church
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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