Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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