sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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