I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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