I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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