Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
that is very illegal...i love you.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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