Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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