Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I am one with the molecules
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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