Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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