all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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