in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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