I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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