Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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