I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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