We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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