Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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