My nipple is on Facebook.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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