I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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