Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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