I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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