I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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