I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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