Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just had sex on a roof
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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