Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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