We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The uberlube is also flammable
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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