this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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