I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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