ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
please don't ironically join a cult
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