this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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