Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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